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stability:

hot people are fun to look at

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sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

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bryanchoppertagteam:

magicalmanhattanproject:

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

Ladies real talk

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lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

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o0brynn150o:

miscouraged:

reunified:

recharges:

can we just

i’ve reblogged this like 4 times, i love it so much

oh goodness.

Love this

"I wonder
whose arms would I run and fall into
if I were drunk
in a room with everyone
I have ever loved."

- this becomes almost deeper when you think of non-romantic loves too (via comines)

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bostonprepster:

lifeisbetterin-lilly:

bostonprepster:

sc-stateofmind:

bostonprepster:

abseas:

sigmaphieverywhere:

bostonprepster:

sc-stateofmind:

bostonprepster:

Indy and I cruisin’ with the Stones, anyone want to join?

May I have your dog?

Hmmmm…. Probably not… Maybe you could rent him for a few days?

You are damn hot.


We should mate. I mean date.

That was as a subtle as a gun 😂😂😂

I still want your dog 😊

Still not getting him 😏

Can I have you and the dog?

Package deal: $29.99

assvvipe:

velvvetreceipts:

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

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